{"title":"Satire Gym Shirts","description":"\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n:root {\n  --color-primary: #16181B;\n  --color-secondary: #FFFFFF;\n  --color-accent: #1FA9B4;\n  --color-accent-hover: #390CEE;\n  --color-bg-dark: #16181B;\n  --color-bg-light: #1e2025;\n  --color-text: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.75);\n  --color-text-light: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.75);\n  --color-text-on-dark: #FFFFFF;\n  --color-text-heading: #FFFFFF;\n\n  --spacing-sm: 8px;\n  --spacing-md: 16px;\n  --spacing-lg: 32px;\n  --spacing-xl: 48px;\n  --spacing-2xl: 72px;\n\n  --radius-sm: 0px;\n  --radius-md: 4px;\n  --radius-lg: 4rem;\n\n  --shadow-sm: none;\n  --shadow-md: none;\n  --shadow-lg: none;\n}\n\n*,\n*::before,\n*::after {\n  box-sizing: border-box;\n  margin: 0;\n  padding: 0;\n}\n\na {\n  color: var(--color-accent);\n  text-decoration: none;\n  transition: color 0.2s ease;\n}\n\na:hover {\n  color: var(--color-secondary);\n}\n\nimg {\n  max-width: 100%;\n  height: auto;\n  display: block;\n  border-radius: var(--radius-sm);\n}\n\n\/* ===== SECTION CONTAINER ===== *\/\n\n.sati-section-container {\n  max-width: 140rem;\n  margin: 0 auto;\n  padding: 0 var(--spacing-md);\n}\n\n\/* ===== SECTION HEADER ===== *\/\n\n.sati-section-header {\n  margin-bottom: var(--spacing-lg);\n}\n\n.sati-section-header h2 {\n  color: var(--color-text-heading);\n  margin-bottom: var(--spacing-sm);\n}\n\n.sati-section-intro {\n  color: var(--color-text);\n  max-width: 640px;\n}\n\n.sati-section-label {\n  display: inline-block;\n  color: var(--color-accent);\n  margin-bottom: var(--spacing-sm);\n}\n\n.sati-section-footer {\n  margin-top: var(--spacing-lg);\n  text-align: center;\n}\n\n\/* ===== GRID LAYOUTS ===== *\/\n\n.sati-two-column {\n  display: grid;\n  grid-template-columns: 1fr;\n  gap: var(--spacing-sm);\n}\n\n.sati-three-column {\n  display: grid;\n  grid-template-columns: 1fr;\n  gap: var(--spacing-sm);\n}\n\n.sati-four-column {\n  display: grid;\n  grid-template-columns: 1fr;\n  gap: var(--spacing-sm);\n}\n\n\/* ===== BUTTONS ===== *\/\n\n.sati-button {\n  display: inline-flex;\n  align-items: center;\n  justify-content: center;\n  padding: 12px 30px;\n  border: none;\n  border-radius: var(--radius-md);\n  cursor: pointer;\n  transition: background-color 0.2s ease, color 0.2s ease, border-color 0.2s ease;\n  text-decoration: none;\n  color: var(--color-secondary);\n}\n\n.sati-button-primary {\n  background-color: var(--color-accent);\n  color: var(--color-secondary);\n  border: 1px solid var(--color-secondary);\n}\n\n.sati-button-primary:hover {\n  background-color: var(--color-accent-hover);\n  color: var(--color-secondary);\n}\n\n.sati-button-secondary {\n  background-color: transparent;\n  color: var(--color-accent);\n  border: 1px solid var(--color-accent);\n}\n\n.sati-button-secondary:hover {\n  background-color: var(--color-accent);\n  color: var(--color-secondary);\n}\n\n.sati-button-outline {\n  background-color: transparent;\n  color: var(--color-accent);\n  border: 1px solid var(--color-accent);\n}\n\n.sati-button-outline:hover {\n  background-color: var(--color-accent);\n  color: var(--color-secondary);\n}\n\n.sati-button-ghost {\n  background-color: transparent;\n  color: var(--color-secondary);\n  border: 1px solid rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.25);\n}\n\n.sati-button-ghost:hover {\n  border-color: var(--color-secondary);\n  background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.08);\n}\n\n.sati-button-group {\n  display: flex;\n  flex-wrap: wrap;\n  gap: var(--spacing-md);\n  margin-top: var(--spacing-lg);\n}\n\n\/* ===== CARD (BASE) ===== *\/\n\n.sati-card {\n  background: transparent;\n  border: none;\n  border-radius: var(--radius-sm);\n  box-shadow: none;\n  overflow: hidden;\n}\n\n\/* ===== HERO SECTION ===== *\/\n\n.sati-hero-section {\n  background-color: var(--color-bg-dark);\n  padding: 58px 0;\n}\n\n.sati-hero-section .sati-col-text {\n  display: flex;\n  flex-direction: column;\n  justify-content: center;\n}\n\n.sati-hero-section h1 {\n  color: var(--color-text-heading);\n  margin-bottom: var(--spacing-md);\n}\n\n.sati-headline-glow {\n  color: var(--color-accent);\n}\n\n.sati-hero-subtext {\n  color: var(--color-text);\n  max-width: 560px;\n}\n\n.sati-hero-image {\n  width: 100%;\n  overflow: hidden;\n}\n\n.sati-hero-image img {\n  width: 100%;\n  height: auto;\n  object-fit: cover;\n}\n\n\/* ===== DARKMODE HELPER ===== *\/\n\n.sati-darkmode {\n  background-color: var(--color-bg-dark);\n  color: var(--color-text);\n}\n\n\/* ===== PRODUCT GRID SECTION ===== *\/\n\n.sati-product-grid-section {\n  background-color: var(--color-bg-dark);\n  padding: 58px 0;\n}\n\n.sati-sort-bar {\n  display: flex;\n  align-items: center;\n  gap: var(--spacing-md);\n  margin-bottom: var(--spacing-lg);\n  flex-wrap: wrap;\n}\n\n.sati-sort-label {\n  color: var(--color-text-light);\n}\n\n.sati-sort-option {\n  color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.5);\n  padding: 6px 12px;\n  border-radius: var(--radius-md);\n  transition: color 0.2s ease, background-color 0.2s ease;\n  text-decoration: none;\n}\n\n.sati-sort-option:hover {\n  color: var(--color-secondary);\n  background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.08);\n}\n\n.sati-sort-active {\n  color: var(--color-secondary);\n  background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.04);\n}\n\n.sati-product-grid {\n  display: grid;\n  grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;\n  gap: 4px;\n}\n\n.sati-product-card {\n  display: block;\n  text-decoration: none;\n  color: inherit;\n  background: transparent;\n  border-radius: var(--radius-sm);\n  overflow: hidden;\n  transition: opacity 0.2s ease;\n}\n\n.sati-product-card:hover {\n  opacity: 0.85;\n}\n\n.sati-product-card__image {\n  position: relative;\n  overflow: hidden;\n  background-color: var(--color-bg-light);\n}\n\n.sati-product-card__image img {\n  width: 100%;\n  height: auto;\n  display: block;\n  object-fit: cover;\n}\n\n.sati-product-card__badge {\n  position: absolute;\n  top: var(--spacing-sm);\n  left: var(--spacing-sm);\n  background-color: var(--color-accent);\n  color: var(--color-secondary);\n  padding: 4px 12px;\n  border-radius: var(--radius-lg);\n}\n\n.sati-product-card__info {\n  padding: var(--spacing-sm) 0;\n  text-align: left;\n}\n\n.sati-product-card__title {\n  color: var(--color-text-heading);\n  margin-bottom: 4px;\n}\n\n.sati-product-card__price {\n  color: var(--color-text-light);\n}\n\n\/* ===== CONTENT SECTION ===== *\/\n\n.sati-content-section {\n  background-color: var(--color-bg-dark);\n  padding: 58px 0;\n}\n\n.sati-content-section .sati-col-text {\n  display: flex;\n  flex-direction: column;\n  justify-content: center;\n}\n\n.sati-content-section .sati-col-text h2 {\n  color: var(--color-text-heading);\n  margin-bottom: var(--spacing-md);\n}\n\n.sati-content-section .sati-col-text p {\n  color: var(--color-text);\n  margin-bottom: var(--spacing-md);\n}\n\n.sati-content-section .sati-col-image img {\n  width: 100%;\n  height: auto;\n  object-fit: cover;\n}\n\n\/* ===== USP BADGES ===== *\/\n\n.sati-usp-badges {\n  list-style: none;\n  display: flex;\n  flex-wrap: wrap;\n  gap: var(--spacing-md);\n  margin-top: var(--spacing-md);\n  padding: 0;\n}\n\n.sati-usp-badge {\n  display: flex;\n  align-items: center;\n  gap: var(--spacing-sm);\n  color: var(--color-text);\n  background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.04);\n  padding: 8px 16px;\n  border-radius: var(--radius-md);\n}\n\n.sati-usp-badge__icon {\n  flex-shrink: 0;\n}\n\n.sati-usp-badge__text {\n  color: var(--color-text-light);\n}\n\n\/* ===== CTA SECTION ===== *\/\n\n.sati-cta-section {\n  background-color: var(--color-bg-dark);\n  padding: 58px 0;\n}\n\n.sati-cta-section.sati-highlight {\n  background-color: var(--color-accent);\n}\n\n.sati-cta-centered {\n  text-align: center;\n  max-width: 640px;\n  margin: 0 auto;\n}\n\n.sati-cta-centered h2 {\n  color: var(--color-secondary);\n  margin-bottom: var(--spacing-md);\n}\n\n.sati-cta-centered p {\n  color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.85);\n  margin-bottom: var(--spacing-lg);\n}\n\n.sati-highlight .sati-button-primary {\n  background-color: var(--color-bg-dark);\n  color: var(--color-secondary);\n  border-color: var(--color-bg-dark);\n}\n\n.sati-highlight .sati-button-primary:hover {\n  background-color: var(--color-secondary);\n  color: var(--color-bg-dark);\n}\n\n\/* ===== FAQ SECTION ===== *\/\n\n.sati-faq-section {\n  background-color: var(--color-bg-dark);\n  padding: 58px 0;\n}\n\n.sati-faq-header {\n  margin-bottom: var(--spacing-lg);\n  text-align: center;\n}\n\n.sati-faq-header h2 {\n  color: var(--color-text-heading);\n}\n\n.sati-faq-list {\n  max-width: 800px;\n  margin-left: auto;\n  margin-right: auto;\n}\n\n.sati-faq-item {\n  border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.1);\n}\n\n.sati-faq-question {\n  padding: var(--spacing-md) 0;\n  cursor: pointer;\n  color: var(--color-text-heading);\n  list-style: none;\n  display: flex;\n  align-items: center;\n  justify-content: space-between;\n}\n\n.sati-faq-question::-webkit-details-marker {\n  display: none;\n}\n\n.sati-faq-question::after {\n  content: \"+\";\n  color: var(--color-accent);\n  flex-shrink: 0;\n  margin-left: var(--spacing-md);\n  transition: transform 0.2s ease;\n}\n\n.sati-faq-item[open] .sati-faq-question::after {\n  content: \"−\";\n}\n\n.sati-faq-answer {\n  padding: 0 0 var(--spacing-md) 0;\n  color: var(--color-text);\n}\n\n.sati-faq-answer p {\n  color: var(--color-text);\n}\n\n\/* ===== CATEGORY TEASER SECTION ===== *\/\n\n.sati-category-teaser-section {\n  background-color: var(--color-bg-dark);\n  padding: 58px 0;\n}\n\n.sati-teaser-header {\n  margin-bottom: var(--spacing-lg);\n}\n\n.sati-teaser-header h2 {\n  color: var(--color-text-heading);\n}\n\n.sati-teaser-grid {\n  display: grid;\n  grid-template-columns: 1fr;\n  gap: var(--spacing-sm);\n}\n\n.sati-teaser-card {\n  display: block;\n  text-decoration: none;\n  color: inherit;\n  overflow: hidden;\n  border-radius: var(--radius-sm);\n  transition: opacity 0.2s ease;\n}\n\n.sati-teaser-card:hover {\n  opacity: 0.85;\n}\n\n.sati-teaser-card__image {\n  overflow: hidden;\n  background-color: var(--color-bg-light);\n}\n\n.sati-teaser-card__image img {\n  width: 100%;\n  height: auto;\n  object-fit: cover;\n}\n\n.sati-teaser-card__body {\n  padding: var(--spacing-md) 0;\n}\n\n.sati-teaser-card__title {\n  color: var(--color-text-heading);\n  margin-bottom: 4px;\n}\n\n.sati-teaser-card__description {\n  color: var(--color-text);\n  margin-bottom: var(--spacing-sm);\n}\n\n.sati-teaser-card__link {\n  color: var(--color-accent);\n  transition: color 0.2s ease;\n}\n\n.sati-teaser-card:hover .sati-teaser-card__link {\n  color: var(--color-secondary);\n}\n\n\/* ===== RESPONSIVE: TABLET (768px) ===== *\/\n\n@media (min-width: 768px) {\n\n  .sati-section-container {\n    padding: 0 var(--spacing-lg);\n  }\n\n  .sati-two-column {\n    grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;\n    gap: var(--spacing-sm);\n  }\n\n  .sati-three-column {\n    grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr);\n    gap: var(--spacing-sm);\n  }\n\n  .sati-four-column {\n    grid-template-columns: repeat(2, 1fr);\n    gap: var(--spacing-sm);\n  }\n\n  .sati-product-grid {\n    grid-template-columns: repeat(2, 1fr);\n    gap: 8px;\n  }\n\n  .sati-teaser-grid {\n    grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;\n    gap: var(--spacing-sm);\n  }\n\n  .sati-hero-section {\n    padding: 58px 0;\n  }\n\n  .sati-usp-badges {\n    gap: var(--spacing-sm);\n  }\n}\n\n\/* ===== RESPONSIVE: DESKTOP (1024px) ===== *\/\n\n@media (min-width: 1024px) {\n\n  .sati-section-container {\n    padding: 0 var(--spacing-xl);\n  }\n\n  .sati-two-column {\n    gap: 8px;\n    align-items: center;\n  }\n\n  .sati-three-column {\n    grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr);\n    gap: 8px;\n  }\n\n  .sati-four-column {\n    grid-template-columns: repeat(4, 1fr);\n    gap: 8px;\n  }\n\n  .sati-product-grid {\n    grid-template-columns: repeat(4, 1fr);\n    gap: 8px;\n  }\n\n  .sati-reverse {\n    direction: rtl;\n  }\n\n  .sati-reverse \u003e * {\n    direction: ltr;\n  }\n\n  .sati-hero-section {\n    padding: 58px 0;\n  }\n\n  .sati-content-section {\n    padding: 58px 0;\n  }\n\n  .sati-product-grid-section {\n    padding: 58px 0;\n  }\n\n  .sati-faq-section {\n    padding: 58px 0;\n  }\n\n  .sati-category-teaser-section {\n    padding: 58px 0;\n  }\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n.sati-section-header h2,\n.sati-content-section h2,\n.sati-faq-header h2,\n.sati-teaser-header h2,\n.sati-cta-centered h2 {\n  line-height: 1.2;\n}\n\n.sati-faq-header h2 {\n  margin-bottom: 4px;\n}\n\n.sati-section-label {\n  margin-bottom: 4px;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"sati-content-section\" id=\"story\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sati-section-container\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"sati-col sati-col-text\"\u003e\n        \u003cspan class=\"sati-section-label\"\u003eDie Idee dahinter\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003ch2\u003eGym-Culture verdient Satire\u003c\/h2\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eZwischen Proteinshake-Predigten und \"Disziplin ist alles\"-Posts fehlt eine Stimme: die, die einfach mal kommentiert statt motiviert. Genau dafür sind diese Shirts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eMotive wie \"Motivation durch Angst\" nehmen den Gym-Bro-Mythos auseinander – nicht mit Hass auf Sport, sondern mit einem Blick, der hängen bleibt. Für alle, die im Gym lieber einen trockenen Spruch tragen als ein Sigma-Grindset-Zitat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eOb beim Training, in der Freizeit oder als Gesprächsstarter im Büro: Ein satirisches Fitness-Statement funktioniert überall dort, wo jemand kurz zweimal hinschaut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n.sati-s4-quality-badges {\n  display: grid;\n  grid-template-columns: 1fr;\n  gap: var(--spacing-sm);\n  margin-top: var(--spacing-lg);\n}\n\n.sati-s4-quality-badges .sati-usp-badge__icon {\n  color: var(--color-accent);\n  display: flex;\n  align-items: center;\n}\n\n@media (min-width: 768px) {\n  .sati-s4-quality-badges {\n    grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;\n  }\n}\n\n@media (min-width: 1024px) {\n  .sati-s4-quality-badges {\n    grid-template-columns: repeat(4, 1fr);\n    gap: var(--spacing-md);\n  }\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"sati-content-section sati-content-reverse\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sati-section-container\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"sati-col sati-col-text\"\u003e\n        \u003cspan class=\"sati-section-label\"\u003eQualität \u0026amp; Material\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003ch2\u003eSatire, die auch nach dem Waschgang sitzt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eUnisex Fit, 100 % Baumwolle, klar geschnitten. Der Druck ist DTG – Direktdruck ohne Folien-Feeling, der sich auch nach Wäschen nicht verabschiedet. Jedes Motiv durchläuft unser Reaction-Rated-Gate: Nur Designs, die nachweislich Reaktionen auslösen, schaffen es in den Shop. Kein Zufallsprodukt. Kein Füllsortiment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n        \u003cul class=\"sati-usp-badges sati-s4-quality-badges\"\u003e\n          \u003cli class=\"sati-usp-badge\"\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"sati-usp-badge__icon\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\n              \u003csvg width=\"20\" height=\"20\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M20.24 12.24a6 6 0 0 0-8.49-8.49L5 10.5V19h8.5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003cline x1=\"16\" y1=\"8\" x2=\"2\" y2=\"22\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\u003cline x1=\"17.5\" y1=\"15\" x2=\"9\" y2=\"15\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\n            \u003c\/span\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"sati-usp-badge__text\"\u003e100 % Baumwolle\u003c\/span\u003e\n          \u003c\/li\u003e\n          \u003cli class=\"sati-usp-badge\"\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"sati-usp-badge__icon\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\n              \u003csvg width=\"20\" height=\"20\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M12 22a7 7 0 0 0 7-7c0-2-1-3.9-3-5.5s-3.5-4-4-6.5c-.5 2.5-2 4.9-4 6.5C6 11.1 5 13 5 15a7 7 0 0 0 7 7z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\n            \u003c\/span\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"sati-usp-badge__text\"\u003eDTG-Direktdruck\u003c\/span\u003e\n          \u003c\/li\u003e\n          \u003cli class=\"sati-usp-badge\"\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"sati-usp-badge__icon\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\n              \u003csvg width=\"20\" height=\"20\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M20.38 3.46 16 2a4 4 0 0 1-8 0L3.62 3.46a2 2 0 0 0-1.34 2.23l.58 3.47a1 1 0 0 0 .99.84H6v10c0 1.1.9 2 2 2h8a2 2 0 0 0 2-2V10h2.15a1 1 0 0 0 .99-.84l.58-3.47a2 2 0 0 0-1.34-2.23z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\n            \u003c\/span\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"sati-usp-badge__text\"\u003eUnisex Fit\u003c\/span\u003e\n          \u003c\/li\u003e\n          \u003cli class=\"sati-usp-badge\"\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"sati-usp-badge__icon\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\n              \u003csvg width=\"20\" height=\"20\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M22 11.08V12a10 10 0 1 1-5.93-9.14\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003cpolyline points=\"22 4 12 14.01 9 11.01\"\u003e\u003c\/polyline\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\n            \u003c\/span\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"sati-usp-badge__text\"\u003eReaction-Rated-Gate\u003c\/span\u003e\n          \u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003c\/ul\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"sati-cta-section sati-highlight\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sati-section-container\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sati-cta-centered\"\u003e\n      \u003ch2\u003eMotive checken: Satire Gym Shirts\u003c\/h2\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eSuch dir dein Lieblingsmotiv aus und trag's wie ein Anti-Mantra. Ironisch. Trocken. Auf den Punkt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003ca class=\"sati-button sati-button-primary\" href=\"https:\/\/seelenschwarz.com\/collections\/unisex-t-shirts\"\u003eJetzt Motive checken\u003c\/a\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n.sati-s6-faq-item {\n  border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.1);\n}\n\n.sati-s6-faq-question {\n  padding: var(--spacing-md) 0;\n  cursor: pointer;\n  color: var(--color-text-heading);\n  list-style: none;\n  display: flex;\n  align-items: center;\n  justify-content: space-between;\n}\n\n.sati-s6-faq-question::-webkit-details-marker {\n  display: none;\n}\n\n.sati-s6-faq-question::after {\n  content: \"+\";\n  color: var(--color-accent);\n  flex-shrink: 0;\n  margin-left: var(--spacing-md);\n  transition: transform 0.2s ease;\n}\n\n.sati-faq-item[open] .sati-s6-faq-question::after {\n  content: \"−\";\n}\n\n.sati-s6-faq-answer {\n  padding: 0 0 var(--spacing-md) 0;\n  color: var(--color-text);\n}\n\n.sati-s6-faq-answer p {\n  color: var(--color-text);\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"sati-faq-section\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sati-section-container\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sati-faq-header\"\u003e\n      \u003ch2\u003eHäufige Fragen zu Satire Gym Shirts\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sati-faq-list\"\u003e\n\n      \u003cdetails class=\"sati-faq-item sati-s6-faq-item\" open\u003e\n        \u003csummary class=\"sati-faq-question sati-s6-faq-question\"\u003eWas ist ein \"satire gym shirt\"?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"sati-faq-answer sati-s6-faq-answer\"\u003e\n          \u003cp\u003eEin Fitness-Shirt mit ironischem Statement, das Gym-Sprüche und Disziplin-Mythen parodiert – nicht wörtlich, sondern als Kommentar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n      \u003cdetails class=\"sati-faq-item sati-s6-faq-item\"\u003e\n        \u003csummary class=\"sati-faq-question sati-s6-faq-question\"\u003eSind die Shirts fürs Training geeignet?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"sati-faq-answer sati-s6-faq-answer\"\u003e\n          \u003cp\u003eJa. Bequem, robust, Unisex Fit – funktioniert im Gym genauso wie im Alltag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n      \u003cdetails class=\"sati-faq-item sati-s6-faq-item\"\u003e\n        \u003csummary class=\"sati-faq-question sati-s6-faq-question\"\u003eWas, wenn mir die Größe nicht passt?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"sati-faq-answer sati-s6-faq-answer\"\u003e\n          \u003cp\u003eKostenloser Größenumtausch innerhalb von 30 Tagen. Gilt für DE \u0026amp; AT bei ungetragenem und ungewaschenem Zustand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n.sati-s7-teaser-grid {\n  grid-template-columns: 1fr;\n  gap: var(--spacing-lg);\n}\n\n@media (min-width: 768px) {\n  .sati-s7-teaser-grid {\n    grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;\n    gap: var(--spacing-xl);\n  }\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n.sati-teaser-card {\n  border: 1px solid rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.08);\n  padding: var(--spacing-lg);\n  transition: border-color 0.2s ease;\n}\n\n.sati-teaser-card:hover {\n  border-color: var(--color-accent);\n  opacity: 1;\n}\n\n.sati-teaser-card__icon {\n  color: var(--color-accent);\n  margin-bottom: var(--spacing-md);\n}\n\n.sati-teaser-card__icon svg {\n  width: 48px;\n  height: 48px;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"sati-category-teaser-section\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sati-section-container\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sati-teaser-header\"\u003e\n      \u003ch2\u003eMehr Statement-Stuff entdecken\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sati-teaser-grid sati-s7-teaser-grid\"\u003e\n\n      \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/seelenschwarz.com\/collections\/statement-shirts\" class=\"sati-teaser-card\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"sati-teaser-card__icon\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\n          \u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M4 15s1-1 4-1 5 2 8 2 4-1 4-1V3s-1 1-4 1-5-2-8-2-4 1-4 1z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003cline x1=\"4\" y1=\"22\" x2=\"4\" y2=\"15\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"sati-teaser-card__body\"\u003e\n          \u003ch3 class=\"sati-teaser-card__title\"\u003eStatement Shirts\u003c\/h3\u003e\n          \u003cp class=\"sati-teaser-card__description\"\u003eNoch mehr Kante, klare Ansagen – die gesamte Statement-Shirts-Kollektion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cspan class=\"sati-teaser-card__link\"\u003eJetzt entdecken →\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003c\/a\u003e\n\n      \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/seelenschwarz.com\/collections\/fun-shirts\" class=\"sati-teaser-card\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"sati-teaser-card__icon\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\n          \u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\u003e\u003ccircle cx=\"12\" cy=\"12\" r=\"10\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M8 14s1.5 2 4 2 4-2 4-2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003cline x1=\"9\" y1=\"9\" x2=\"9.01\" y2=\"9\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\u003cline x1=\"15\" y1=\"9\" x2=\"15.01\" y2=\"9\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cdiv 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